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Five coffees a day, same weight, less fat? What a study of 2,264 Finns found

People who drank the most coffee weighed about the same as everyone else. But inside, their bodies looked different. Here's what it does, and what it doesn't prove.

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Eight cups of coffee on a round table, seen from above

Finland drinks more coffee than almost anyone: about 11.8 kg per person a year. So it's a good place to ask what all that coffee does to a body.

The study

Researchers at the University of Oulu looked at 2,264 people, all aged 46, who have been followed since they were born in 1966. Only 70 of them didn't drink coffee at all. Everyone got checked: fat, muscle, blood sugar, cholesterol, hormones.

Same weight, different inside

Here's the surprise. People drinking five or more cups a day had about the same BMI as light drinkers, so on the scale they looked the same. But they had less body fat, less of the fat packed around the organs, and more muscle.

Their blood had fewer of certain amino acids that, when they stay high, are linked to type 2 diabetes. In men, more coffee went with better insulin numbers and higher total testosterone. The catch for men: some cholesterol measures were higher too. In women, the changes were smaller.

Cartoon: two people on scales showing the same weight, one flexing with a giant coffee mug

What it doesn't prove

This is a snapshot, not an experiment. It shows coffee lovers look different, not that coffee made them different. Maybe they move more, eat differently, or something else is going on. The team now wants to test it properly, first in animals, then in people. Even the lead researcher says we "still know surprisingly little" about coffee and hormones.

And more isn't automatically better. Another study of older women found that beyond five cups a day, bones were less dense, especially in those who also drank more alcohol.

So, another cup?

If you already enjoy your coffee, this is good news, not a prescription. Sugar and cream don't count as health food, sadly. Your mug can stay where it is, just don't let it become a bucket.

Sources
  1. ScienceDaily / University of Oulu, “Associations of habitual coffee intake with testosterone and cardiometabolic markers”, European Journal of Nutrition, 19 Aug 2026
  2. Daily Coffee News, “Study Finds Coffee Associations with Fat, Muscle and Testosterone”, 23 Sep 2026
  3. Futura-Sciences, “Why heavy coffee drinkers tend to have this surprising body type”, 7 Oct 2026

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